10 Signs you should have made a New Years resolution
This is unfortunately completely original…
10) You’re in the top 5% of world wide income and people are still dropping change in your coffee cup and mistaking you for a homeless dude.
9) You’re wishing the rain would come back because the snow is worse.
Jack Daniels - it’s not just for lunch anymore, goes well with rice for breakfast.
7) Working hunched over sitting cross legged in your v-berth finally seems normal.
6) You can’t even manage to keep the 10 square feet of living space on your 28 foot boat organized. You were cleaning mildew on Christmas.
5) You feel personally responsible for Amazon beating it’s projections in 2008.
4) You tried to help your friends through tough times and were completely dropped by them once they got back together and are the enemy for showing similar compassion to other people they completely fucked over.
3) You broke up with your girl friend Christmas Eve
2) Working Christmas Eve and morning, New Years Eve and morning was one of the better Christmas’ you’ve had in a while.
1) You received a hat and scarf for your Jack bottle.

























